Boy, I sure hope this won't ruin O'Reilly's Christmas

Apparently, Republican Lobbyist Jack Abramoff is one step closer to some "maximum" jail time.

Involved in a murder, or with murderers?

Jack, Jack, Jack. That's the kind of thing that Jerry Falwell would make videos about if you were a Democrat.

Don't you know that if you are a Republican, you don't hire domestic hitmen?

You exercise your need to kill by invading Iraq, or even the classics, like taking out Allende or bombing the fuck out of Cambodia. What is your problem?