The Department of Homeland Security

April 5, 2006, 8:15 p.m. EDT



*phone rings*


DHS Official: "Department of Homeland Security."


Osama: "Yes, this is Osama bin Laden."


DHS Official: "Really?!"


Osama: "Yes, it is I, Osama bin Laden."


DHS Official: "The one and only?"


Osama: "Yes."


DHS Official: "Um...what are you wearing?"