Unfortunate Headline of the Day

'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush

Um, from what I know of Clay Aiken, I kind of doubt it.



Oh, they're talking about Dear Leader!

Clay Aiken is in line to be named to the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities, the White House said Wednesday.

Really?!

Which Cabinet post is he getting?

Can't be any worse than Rummy!