Now, Gentlemen

I don't advise you to just indiscriminately share your seed with anything that comes along. Nor do I advise a general lack of inattentiveness in sexual matters. If nothing else we progressives should be affectionate lovers.

Nonetheless, there are people here and there that demand, YES, DEMAND, you not only have to get drunk off your ass to tolerate, but also, at all costs, require you avoid any foreplay.


Because this is one O-face you definitely want not to induce.

By the way, the Rude One is right, this is a gift that keeps on giving

Via Think Progress.