Att'n Al Qaeda

You can call off the War on Terror in South Central Virginia because in that location, Representative Virgil Goode has conceded on behalf of his people.

After all, that area is used to surrendering, although normally only when they are clearly losing. But not so, the modern South Central Virginia, for there, Representative Goode has grown tired of the chafing brought on through an unremitting series of bladder-based evening insurgencies. Therefore, he has surrendered to avoid responsibility for needless bloodshed incontinence.




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