Somewhere perhaps

There are people who ask the question, "Where can we find a sex advice columnist that makes me feel more confident in how I relate to my partner?"

Well, for those people, those poor, poor, pathetic people, such a column now exists.

Ladies and gentlemn, a sex column for naive, pathetic, self-loathing virgins.

I give you, K-Lo's Sex Buffet! An advice column you'd never think of writing to, but for me.

You're welcome.