"Shut up bitch and make me a sammich!"

Five words that should never be repeated again:

Christopher Hitchens on Women & Comedy.

In any case, my argument doesn't say that there are no decent women comedians. There are more terrible female comedians than there are terrible male comedians, but there are some impressive ladies out there. Most of them, though, when you come to review the situation, are hefty or dykey or Jewish, or some combo of the three.

Nice, now here's a little piece of comedy for Hitchens.

Go drink yourself to death.
*rim shot*

Fez tip the good Roger Aisles.

UPDATE: I suspected that some folks with experience in the field would not take kindly to this (go figure) and Watertiger gives the drunken popinjay the proper smackdown.