Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Suggestions and Additions

CNN says the Iraq Study Group (ooooh, I hope they don't grade on a curve) will report:

• Panel will urge moving most U.S. troops out of combat roles by early 2008
• Report will say new initiative on Israel-Palestinian peace process needed
• Group will recommend that U.S. talk directly with Iran and Syria
• Blunt warning: Mission will fail unless White House, Congress work together


Well, here are the replies of Bush, as given in, oh about an hour:

• Panel will urge moving most U.S. troops out of combat roles by early 2008

"Let's compromise. Six months past early 2009. NEXT!"

• Report will say new initiative on Israel-Palestinian peace process needed

"I resolve to tell the brown ones to fuck off and stop suicidering, because when they suicide they can no longer feel mah scorn."

• Group will recommend that U.S. talk directly with Iran and Syria

"Nopes."

• Blunt warning: Mission will fail unless White House, Congress work together

"I keep telling them what they are supposed to think, and if they disagree, well they aren't coming together. Not my problem."

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