Fear of a Black Phallus

Say you're a bigot...and a totally straight middle-aged, evangelical, conservative, white guy...and a politician.

I'm sure that if you felt intimidated by the mere presence of an overweight black man, the first thing...THE FIRST THING...you would think of to handle this situation is...

OFFER TO BLOW THIS GUY FOR $20!

Somehow, this has all the cunning logic of invading Iraq because of 9/11.