Seven Years of College Down the Drain

I'm posting this because I'm sure Attaturk will do something brilliant and tasteless with it (I mean even more tasteless than actually saying something like this). So, who said this:

In a subsequent e-mail to the employee, [he] described himself as "a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy."

No surprises there.