Predicted Charley Gibson Questions

Will ask Palin:

(1) Please tell us a series of tear-jerking stories of your decision to give birth to your Down Syndrome Child.

(2) Why are you so gosh darn popular?

(3) Isn't it awesome that your are a reformer, with results that I will not require evidence thereof?

(4) How do you feel about Barack Obama not always wearing a flag-pin?

(5) Tell us about your oldest boy serving in Iraq?

(6) How do you stay in such good shape?

(7) Tell us about the time you saved your family from a feral rampaging Moose with just an SUV, an AK-47 and mortar?

(8) Are you up for some drilling?


Questions that will NOT be asked:

(1) Why are you refusing to testify in an investigation of abuse of power now when you promised to testify before?

(2) Why did you inquire into your ability to ban books when you were Mayor?

(3) What books did you want to ban?

(4) Do you believe in the Theory of Evolution? Why or why not?

(5) Why do you opposed abortion even in case of rape or incest?

(6) Why did you say your daughter "chose" to keep her baby when you would opposed that sort of choice yourself?

(7) Tell me what specific decisions you made in regard to the Alaska National Guard?

(8) Tell me why your state's proximity to Russia gives you particular expertise towards that nation? And while were at it, who is the President of say Azerbaijan?

(9) Did you ever attend a convention of the Alaska Independence Party?

(10) Was your husband a member? Why? And why did you address their recent convention given their secessionist views?

(11) Do you believe in converting gays through prayer?

(12) Why were you in attendance at a church where the leader of Jews for Jesus justified bombings against Israelis because they had yet to accept Jesus?

(13) Why did you not walk out or protest? Do you believe this to be true?