What will ABC do?

Which Palin is going to be on 'Skating with the Stars'? They need to save that show, if for no other reason than for me to remember my teen years with the Dorothy Hamill haircut, not my middle-aged years with the Dick Button cut.

That's right, I said it, the "Dorothy Hamill" (although I termed it more the 'Bruce Jenner') and I worked that bowl-cut, so fuck you.