Thursday, December 02, 2010

Rest in one piece

In memoriam:

Neutron bomb inventor Samuel T. Cohen, who designed the tactical nuclear weapon intended to kill people but do minimal damage to structures, has died, his son said Wednesday.


Services will be held Saturday and his suit cremated, his body, however, will however be occupied by a family of vermin after a short period of time.

3 comments:

pansypoo said...

thank god walmarts will survive.

Anonymous said...

No buildings were damaged by his death.

Montag said...

Will they have to bury him at WIPP?