Saturday, March 12, 2011

Our vowel heavy states other than Hawaii and Ohio

Iowa - Behold our cynicism!

Alaska: There's no right-wing violence!

And New York (not all that vowel-heavy, but what the hell): Carl Kruger is a Democratic state senator from Brooklyn. His vote against gay marriage last year was crucial in stopping the measure in New York. Funny thing: He lives with his gay lover, who's the bagman in their bribery racket.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hypocrisy is hypnotized by its own lust. Talk about values and earthquakes!
vox

pansypoo said...

king is only interested in muslim terrists.

MD said...

Iowa should institute a "Glocks for Tots" law. Give everyone a gun at birth. And New York ? ...... It just saddens me how they are persecuting that dear sweet man. He opens his home and takes in his friend and invalid mother. Lets them use the bathroom first, every morning. Shares even his bank account$$$$$$. He should have just taken the cannolis and left them on the streets. As any respectable Republican't politician would have done. Now because of his kindness he is implicated. Say it ain't so Carl ;...-(

res ipsa loquitur said...

So Kruger lives with his special friend, the friends brother, and the friends' elderly mother? And the special friend and his brother are both gynecologists (like in "Dead Ringers")!

Unknown said...

It's annoying, though, that everybody keeps calling Kruger a Democrat as if to underline how bipartisan they all are, without noting that he was a Republican during his (previous) moment of greatest fame as one of the Four Amigos who seized control of the New York State Senate in 2009--and the third of them to get busted so far.