AH, everyone's favorite

The non-apology apology:

I am very Sorry if it Offended anyone

I know it's an old story, but if you just leave it alone at the first clause and don't add the second, which puts the burden on the offended person, you are a fuckload better off.

His son Hank the 3rd seems pretty cool though, and also appears to have inherited the talent that clearly skipped the prior generation.