Sunday, October 09, 2011

You stay classy

Shouldn't these guys be sleeping through the defense of a capital case?
An assistant law professor in North Carolina has filed an ethics complaint against four Crowell & Moring lawyers who suggested that inbreeding could be responsible for Appalachian birth defects chronicled in a study of mountaintop mining.

4 comments:

StonyPillow said...

Everybody knows the Crowells and Morings are consanquineous. Their spelling proves it.

sukabi said...

I LOVE the law professors argument in his complaint against Crowell & Moring:

Huber writes that the Appalachian stereotype has been scientifically disproven. “Research has conclusively established that Appalachians are no more prone to inbreeding than any other population, such as white-collar professionals or for that matter, attorneys that work at Crowell & Moring,” he wrote.

Montag said...

Ah, I see that the coal industry has unveiled its "Dueling Banjos" defense....

pansypoo said...

inbreeding just explains the red heads.