An assistant law professor in North Carolina has filed an ethics complaint against four Crowell & Moring lawyers who suggested that inbreeding could be responsible for Appalachian birth defects chronicled in a study of mountaintop mining.
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StonyPillow
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Everybody knows the Crowells and Morings are consanquineous. Their spelling proves it.
I LOVE the law professors argument in his complaint against Crowell & Moring:
Huber writes that the Appalachian stereotype has been scientifically disproven. “Research has conclusively established that Appalachians are no more prone to inbreeding than any other population, such as white-collar professionals or for that matter, attorneys that work at Crowell & Moring,” he wrote.
Rising Hegemon
4 comments:
Everybody knows the Crowells and Morings are consanquineous. Their spelling proves it.
I LOVE the law professors argument in his complaint against Crowell & Moring:
Huber writes that the Appalachian stereotype has been scientifically disproven. “Research has conclusively established that Appalachians are no more prone to inbreeding than any other population, such as white-collar professionals or for that matter, attorneys that work at Crowell & Moring,” he wrote.
Ah, I see that the coal industry has unveiled its "Dueling Banjos" defense....
inbreeding just explains the red heads.
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