Friday, October 07, 2011

The Ol' Paper Bag

Now that they've given up, for the most part, trying to proclaim Obama the Nigerian-born "other" leave it to FoxNews guest-blonde Laura Ingraham to decide that Barack Obama ISN'T BLACK ENOUGH!
Herman Cain, if he became president, he would be the first black president, when you measure it by — because he doesn’t — does he have a white mother, white father, grandparents, no, right? So Herman Cain, he could say that he’s — he’s — he’s the first, uh — he could make the claim to be the first — yeah, the first Main Street black Republican to be the president of the United States. Right? He’s historic too.
Yes, leave it to FoxNews to implement the "Paperbag Test".

4 Comments:

Anonymous DrDick said...

There is nothing quite so delightful as racist white conservatives defining "blackness." Next they will be defining "liberalism" and "socialism" for us. Oh, wait...

9:44 AM  
Anonymous JDM said...

Honestly, who cares what race O'Blowme is? He fucking stinks as a president for SO many reasons I can't get too exercised about this reich bullshit. Although O'Blowme has certainly made it less likely that a person of color will be elected president again any time soon. Starting with him.

12:22 PM  
Blogger pansypoo said...

need some DNA tests on the fux gnews hosts. see if any of them are 'black'.

1:04 AM  
Anonymous jimmiraybob said...

When Herb* "flavor of the week" Cain is president, will he be selling Certificates of Blackness? How about indulgences? Will I have to apply to the White House directly or will this be handled through the State Department?

* see rogue Grifter in Chief, also too.

9:59 AM  

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