Wednesday, September 07, 2005

I am pleased to announced the findings of my investigation.

The findings are, I am damned handsome.


That's nice, but about what you did in regard to the Hurricane...

On Saturday night (August 27th), Mayfield was so worried about Hurricane Katrina that he called the governors of Louisiana and Mississippi and the mayor of New Orleans. On Sunday (August 28th), he even talked about the force of Katrina during a video conference call to President Bush at his ranch in Crawford, Texas.

The WORLD according to Bush

Yes, there are tens of thousands of people in dire circumstances; but they are poor, black, and to the extent they vote, Democrats, so what's the hurry -- it's not like they are "real" Americans:
Not long after some 1,000 firefighters sat down for eight hours of training, the whispering began: "What are we doing here?"

As New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin pleaded on national television for firefighters - his own are exhausted after working around the clock for a week - a battalion of highly trained men and women sat idle Sunday in a muggy Sheraton Hotel conference room in Atlanta.

Many of the firefighters, assembled from Utah and throughout the United States by the Federal Emergency Management Agency, thought they were going to be deployed as emergency workers.

Instead, they have learned they are going to be community-relations officers for FEMA, shuffled throughout the Gulf Coast region to disseminate fliers and a phone number: 1-800-621-FEMA.

On Monday, some firefighters stuck in the staging area at the Sheraton peeled off their FEMA-issued shirts and stuffed them in backpacks, saying they refuse to represent the federal agency.

Federal officials are unapologetic.

"I would go back and ask the firefighter to revisit his commitment to FEMA, to firefighting and to the citizens of this country," said FEMA spokeswoman Mary Hudak.


Via Talking Points.

First of all Ms. Hudak is such a complete and utter ass that she is obviously held in high regard in the Bush Administration.

What a complete and utter fucked up nightmare.

While people are dying, they are making 1,000 ready, willing, and able first responders sit in a ball room 1,000 miles away from where they could do the most good.

How many died because of this.

And how many more, when many of these volunteers -- highly trained volunteers -- found out what their first job was going to be -- PROPS!!!

Firefighters say they want to brave the heat, the debris-littered roads, the poisonous cottonmouth snakes and fire ants and travel into pockets of Louisiana where many people have yet to receive emergency aid.

But as specific orders began arriving to the firefighters in Atlanta, a team of 50 Monday morning quickly was ushered onto a flight headed for Louisiana. The crew's first assignment: to stand beside President Bush as he tours devastated areas.


Just when the outrage reaches a dangerous level -- they pump it up another notch. I just don't know what level of self-denial it takes to think that Bush is absolved of ever doing not just wrong, but catastrophic incompetence, but obviously there are some strong-ass psychotropic drugs available to white, pasty, middle-aged people in this country...or perhaps it is just those FoxNews subliminal messages.

Ah, Snark...

It keeps us sane, from Billmon:

If you think about it, it's probably just as well that Katrina wasn't a terrorist. Because if she was, she'd probably still be hiding out in the North Atlantic, periodically smuggling out bombastic videotapes ("Death to puny mammals and their infidel cave hives!") and occasionally sending violent thunderstorms to blow down train stations and beach resorts outside the United States.

And then the Cheney administration would have to go find some other tropical storm -- somewhere in the Indian Ocean, probably -- to declare war on. And that would trigger a long, tedious debate about whether the Indian Ocean had anything to do with the flooding of New Orleans, or whether Cyclone Saddam (or whatever) was secretly storing up lighting bolts in the Bay of Bengal for a sneak attack that would electrocute millions of Americans in their sleep.


Go read the rest.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

"Brownie you're doing a heck of a job"

Whoops!

The government's disaster chief waited until hours after Hurricane Katrina had already struck the Gulf Coast before asking his boss to dispatch 1,000 Homeland Security employees to the region — and gave them two days to arrive, according to internal documents.

Michael Brown, director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency sought the approval from Homeland Security Secretary Mike Chertoff roughly five hours after Katrina made landfall on Aug. 29. Brown said that among duties of these employees was to "convey a positive image" about the government's response for victims.

In Memorium to Bob Denver

Probably there are more fitting memorials, but I cannot remember how the Dobie Gillis theme went. Good bye little buddy.


Gilligan's Nation





Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

a tale of a feckless drip.
That started from a zygote spore,

from this preppy's tiny dick.


The Chimp was a steely rocket man,

his Condi brave and sure.
The nation's fate set sail that day,
appointed to an eight year tour, an eight year tour………

Al Qaeda started getting rough,

the neo-con shit was tossed.
If not for the doltage of the feckless crew,
Bin Laden wouldn't be lost; Bin Laden wouldn't be lost.


The Fools took ground on the land of this wretched desert place,


with Gilligan,

and Rummy too,

the Spinning Ass,

and the Wives,

B-Movie Star,

the "Perfessor"

and Crazy Ann,

Yes, they're all quite vile!

Guess what, we're so lucky to be "and the rest"

And the Emperor Nero said...

"I will personally head the investigation of whether the Christians burned down Rome, or maybe instead it was the Jesus Worshippers, because it twasn't me that done fucked up."

I like this Cartoonist


Kirk Anderson, St. Paul Pioneer Press

Oh, we've got our talking points

From Moron Junction:

LEADERSHIP [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
There are, obviously, myriad questions that are being and will be asked about who asked for what and when, but watching a little of a Good Morning America's Katrina right now, one thing is absolutely clear: Governor Blanco is determined to look the part of victim in a victimized region. No sense of uplifting people, getting them to look ahead. Her answers are "we were begging" for help and we hope you get food, but who knows? She's just a sad image. And then put her next to the ranting mayor of New Orleans and you have a picture of the seeming absence of real leadership. The Where's Rudy? stuff gets old, but you can't help but think one solid visible leader in Louisiana would make some difference--and not just after, perhaps, but before.
Posted at 07:58 AM


I suppose considering that she is safe from most flooding because of her natural, Häagen-Dazs induced, boyancy, Lopez is detatched from what a flood is and does. But, in any case, no matter how hard you try to spin K-Lo, you are not going to avoid this:


As the levees broke.

This

After it was known that New Orleans was a disaster of epic proportions.

Or...

"Nobody thought the levies would break"

Or...

"Trent Lott will have a fabulous new house and I look forward to sitting on its porch with him."

Not to mention your President's fabulous appointment to head FEMA...

I'm sorry, I confused Mike Brown with the more qualified Incitatus.

"Thank the Lord that little black girl...


Didn't run into the one person in this family with some balls."


"Mr. President, your mother has made patronizing statements, here, here, here, and that's right, pretty much all of Texas."


Seems a little cold to keep shopping while you are in the disaster zone Condi.


Nice of Germany to chip in and donate those rations they had left over from Stalingrad.


"Yes, I want you to be Chief Justice...and try an Altoids"

Lying...a tradition of Accomplishment

Well, they have to achieve something somewhere.


From the AP

Remember what out-and-out sarcasm was directed at Hans Blix -- shoes on the other left foot now huh?

Halliburton Executives take notice of the Financial Opportunities


From AFP
Available in Disaster Relief

Barbara Bush selected Quotes in History

Oh, Babs and her pretty mind:


"So many of these peasants are used to overcrowded and filthy conditions, so this thinning of the herd through pestilence (chuckle) should work well for them."


"Well many of these savages are used to sleeping out of doors (chuckle) so these reservations should work well for them."


"Many of these negroes eat their own filth (chuckle) so my employing one as a handyman at fifty-cents a day should work well for him."


"Well, George is used to being an idiot (chuckle) so following in his father's footsteps should work well for him."

Monday, September 05, 2005

3 Cheers For Olbermann

No person has summed it up better. Tonight Olbermann editorialized for what seemed like 5 minutes on the failures, the buffoonery, the ineptitude of Bush II. Nobody, IMHO, has ever said it better.

Good for him.

Sweet Lou's No Spin Zone: No Racism In America

Man I had no idea he was as bad as O'Reilly, but I think he is trying hard. Dobbs is just about as officious and patronizing and man does he say some stupid stuff. No transcript yet, and this is one we're going to have to get.

Tonight, in an interview with Jesse Jackson, he says there is plenty of blame to go around at the federal level, but what about Ray Nagin, where was his level of responsibility? Can you believe that? The mayor of New Orleans had the same assets at his disposal as the President of the You-Nita States? What an ass.

But the best one is when he wanted to talk to Jackson about Jackson's charges of racism in the failure to plan and respond to the predicted disaster and in the media coverage. Then Dobbs challenges Jackson, saying something to the effect that we are all Americans and surely there isn't a person that would deny anything to the victims because of race.

It must be good to be Lou.

Wankery Doo -- There goes that MEME

I suppose this will not get the attention it deserves, so let me do my part to help (Kevin Drum has naturally done a larger part). The Carpetbagger finds a NAMED military source that is more than willing to lay the blame where it belongs for the delay in federal response to Katrina.

Not on Blanco, not on the Mayor of New Orleans.

But on GEORGE W. BUSH and his minions:

There's an interesting BBC World News report (brought to my attention by my friend Darrell) in which NorthCom Lt. Commander Sean Kelly explained the military's efforts which, in addition to military support, include distribution of medical supplies, search and rescue operations, distributing food and water, and meeting transportation needs.

When the BBC noted the criticism of the government's slow response, Lt. Commander Kelly explained that NorthCom was ready to go well in advance of Katrina making landfall, but suggested the president didn't make the right call at the right time.


"Northcom started planning before the storm even hit. We were ready when it hit Florida, because, as you remember, it hit the bottom part of Florida, and then we were planning once it was pointed towards the Gulf Coast.

"So, what we did, we activated what we call 'defense coordinating officers' to work with the states to say, 'OK, what do you think you will need?' And we set up staging bases that could be started.

"We had the USS Bataan sailing almost behind the hurricane so once the hurricane made landfall, its search and rescue helicopters could be available almost immediately So, we had things ready.

"The only caveat is: we have to wait until the president authorizes us to do so. The laws of the United States say that the military can't just act in this fashion; we have to wait for the president to give us permission."


Apparently, that permission could have been given right away, but it wasn't. Bush was on vacation, sharing some cake with John McCain, and pretending to play some guitar.


Go lie about that one Rove you fucker!

Meanwhile, about the Older Clusterfuck

Fresh off an article from Associated Press correspondent Charles Hanley which laid out and proved that the WMD claims of the Bush Administration were known to be lies comes this little inspirational update on the success we have had in Iraq.

Abu Musab Zarqawi's foreign-led Al Qaeda in Iraq took open control of a key western town at the Syrian border, deploying its guerrilla fighters in the streets and flying Zarqawi's black banner from rooftops, witnesses, residents and others in the city and surrounding villages said.

A sign newly posted at the entrance of Qaim declared, "Welcome to the Islamic Kingdom of Qaim." A statement posted in mosques described Qaim as an "Islamic kingdom liberated from the occupation."


It should be said that this town and others have been under the de facto controlled of islamic extremists for a prolonged period, it is just that the Washington Post is taking notice of it now.

Just to be clear for the President, this is NOT a sign of progress for your policy.

Bush The Decisive

Now that Bush has nominated John Roberts to replace Rehnquist as chief, I can't help but think this will slow the process. Who will be the first Senator to step-up and say that now the whole equation has changed and delay the hearings for a couple of weeks? I say get Durbin on it.

What Billmon says...

From the Whiskey Bar:

...for the conservative ultras to accept Bush's failures now would be to admit the patriotic demi-God constructed after 9/11 by the White House propaganda machine (and, ironically, by the mainstream media ) doesn't exist. All that would be left would be the real Bush: the incompetent, arrogant rich kid who's failed at every significant job he's ever held -- from CEO of Arbusto Energy to commander in chief of the planet's most powerful military machine. For many Bushistas, this is equally unbearable.


Go read the rest of it.

Both Barrels

Krugman and Herbert let the Maladministration have it with both barrels:

Krugman:

The Chicago Tribune reports that the U.S.S. Bataan, equipped with six operating rooms, hundreds of hospital beds and the ability to produce 100,000 gallons of fresh water a day, has been sitting off the Gulf Coast since last Monday - without patients.

Experts say that the first 72 hours after a natural disaster are the crucial window during which prompt action can save many lives. Yet action after Katrina was anything but prompt. Newsweek reports that a "strange paralysis" set in among Bush administration officials, who debated lines of authority while thousands died.


...

But the federal government's lethal ineptitude wasn't just a consequence of Mr. Bush's personal inadequacy; it was a consequence of ideological hostility to the very idea of using government to serve the public good. For 25 years the right has been denigrating the public sector, telling us that government is always the problem, not the solution. Why should we be surprised that when we needed a government solution, it wasn't forthcoming?


Herbert:

He would have noticed if the majority of these stricken folks had been white and prosperous. But they weren't. Most were black and poor, and thus, to the George W. Bush administration, still invisible.

After days of withering criticism from white and black Americans, from conservatives as well as liberals, from Republicans and Democrats, the president finally felt compelled to act, however feebly. (The chorus of criticism from nearly all quarters demanding that the president do something tells me that the nation as a whole is so much better than this administration.)

Mr. Bush flew south on Friday and proved (as if more proof were needed) that he didn't get it. Instead of urgently focusing on the people who were stranded, hungry, sick and dying, he engaged in small talk, reminiscing at one point about the days when he used to party in New Orleans, and mentioning that Trent Lott had lost one of his houses but that it would be replaced with "a fantastic house - and I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch."

Mr. Bush's performance last week will rank as one of the worst ever by a president during a dire national emergency.


Oh, Imelda! You are a rich one.

From the AP:

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice defended President Bush on Sunday against charges that the government's sluggish response to Hurricane Katrina showed racial insensitivity.

"Nobody, especially the president, would have left people unattended on the basis of race," the administration's highest-ranking black said as she toured damaged parts of her native Alabama.


Unattended?



Unattended?

SECRETARY of State Condoleeza Rice, here on three days' vacation to shop and see the U.S. Open, hitting some balls with retired champ Monica Seles at the Indoor Tennis Club at Grand Central . . .


Unattended?

A fellow shopper, unable to fathom the absurdity of Rice’s timing, went up to the Secretary and reportedly shouted, “How dare you shop for shoes while thousands are dying and homeless!” Never one to have her fashion choices questioned, Rice had security PHYSICALLY REMOVE the woman.


Bush Lied -- People Died, post hoc

At least they are consistent. They lied about WMDs and the cost of the Iraq War before the war. They lie constantly about the current state of the war.

So why not take the same tack with the greatest disaster in this country in more than a century?

Atrios is exactly right -- as he states so often -- the press has no ability to lecture bloggers about ethics, considering that for the most part Bloggers are pretty good about citing their source; while reporters cite to shrouded figures who are allowed to lie to them with impunity.

The NY Times reports today that the White House spinning operation, which it undoubtedly considers more important than the actual relief operation, is being run by Dan Bartlett and Karl Rove. C'mon Newsweek and the Washington Post, just admit that once again these consistent liars, have lied again. And that they will lie about ANYTHING even human tragedy.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

I'm Glad We Have Frank Rich On Our Side

Every week. Every column. He nails it. Today's is a beauty and well worth the read.

And it is long, but for your convenience I re-print it below.

AS the levees cracked open and ushered hell into New Orleans on Tuesday, President Bush once again chose to fly away from Washington, not toward it, while disaster struck. We can all enumerate the many differences between a natural catastrophe and a terrorist attack. But character doesn't change: it is immutable, and it is destiny.

As always, the president's first priority, the one that sped him from Crawford toward California, was saving himself: he had to combat the flood of record-low poll numbers that was as uncontrollable as the surging of Lake Pontchartrain. It was time, therefore, for another disingenuous pep talk, in which he would exploit the cataclysm that defined his first term, 9/11, even at the price of failing to recognize the emerging fiasco likely to engulf Term 2.

After dispatching Katrina with a few sentences of sanctimonious boilerplate ("our hearts and prayers are with our fellow citizens"), he turned to his more important task. The war in Iraq is World War II. George W. Bush is F.D.R. And anyone who refuses to stay his course is soft on terrorism and guilty of a pre-9/11 "mind-set of isolation and retreat." Yet even as Mr. Bush promised "victory" (a word used nine times in this speech on Tuesday), he was standing at the totemic scene of his failure. It was along this same San Diego coastline that he declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq on the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln more than two years ago. For this return engagement, The Washington Post reported, the president's stage managers made sure he was positioned so that another hulking aircraft carrier nearby would stay off-camera, lest anyone be reminded of that premature end of "major combat operations."

This administration would like us to forget a lot, starting with the simple fact that next Sunday is the fourth anniversary of the day we were attacked by Al Qaeda, not Iraq. Even before Katrina took command of the news, Sept. 11, 2005, was destined to be a half-forgotten occasion, distorted and sullied by a grotesquely inappropriate Pentagon-sponsored country music jamboree on the Mall. But hard as it is to reflect upon so much sorrow at once, we cannot allow ourselves to forget the real history surrounding 9/11; it is the Rosetta stone for what is happening now. If we are to pull ourselves out of the disasters of Katrina and Iraq alike, we must live in the real world, not the fantasyland of the administration's faith-based propaganda. Everything connects.

Though history is supposed to occur first as tragedy, then as farce, even at this early stage we can see that tragedy is being repeated once more as tragedy. From the president's administration's inattention to threats before 9/11 to his disappearing act on the day itself to the reckless blundering in the ill-planned war of choice that was 9/11's bastard offspring, Katrina is déjà vu with a vengeance.

The president's declaration that "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees" has instantly achieved the notoriety of Condoleezza Rice's "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center." The administration's complete obliviousness to the possibilities for energy failures, food and water deprivation, and civil disorder in a major city under siege needs only the Donald Rumsfeld punch line of "Stuff happens" for a coup de grâce. How about shared sacrifice, so that this time we might get the job done right? After Mr. Bush's visit on "Good Morning America" on Thursday, Diane Sawyer reported on a postinterview conversation in which he said, "There won't have to be tax increases."

But on a second go-round, even the right isn't so easily fooled by this drill (with the reliable exception of Peggy Noonan, who found much reassurance in Mr. Bush's initial autopilot statement about the hurricane, with its laundry list of tarps and blankets). This time the fecklessness and deceit were all too familiar. They couldn't be obliterated by a bullhorn or by the inspiring initial post-9/11 national unity that bolstered the president until he betrayed it. This time the heartlessness beneath the surface of his actions was more pronounced.

You could almost see Mr. Bush's political base starting to crumble at its very epicenter, Fox News, by Thursday night. Even there it was impossible to ignore that the administration was no more successful at securing New Orleans than it had been at pacifying Falluja.

A visibly exasperated Shepard Smith, covering the story on the ground in Louisiana, went further still, tossing hand grenades of harsh reality into Bill O'Reilly's usually spin-shellacked "No Spin Zone." Among other hard facts, Mr. Smith noted "that the haves of this city, the movers and shakers of this city, evacuated the city either immediately before or immediately after the storm." What he didn't have to say, since it was visible to the entire world, was that it was the poor who were left behind to drown.

In that sense, the inequality of the suffering has not only exposed the sham of the relentless photo-ops with black schoolchildren whom the president trots out at campaign time to sell his "compassionate conservatism"; it has also positioned Katrina before a rapt late-summer audience as a replay of the sinking of the Titanic. New Orleans's first-class passengers made it safely into lifeboats; for those in steerage, it was a horrifying spectacle of every man, woman and child for himself.

THE captain in this case, Michael Chertoff, the homeland security secretary, was so oblivious to those on the lower decks that on Thursday he applauded the federal response to the still rampaging nightmare as "really exceptional." He told NPR that he had "not heard a report of thousands of people in the convention center who don't have food and water" - even though every television viewer in the country had been hearing of those 25,000 stranded refugees for at least a day. This Titanic syndrome, too, precisely echoes the post-9/11 wartime history of an administration that has rewarded the haves at home with economic goodies while leaving the have-nots to fight in Iraq without proper support in manpower or armor. Surely it's only a matter of time before Mr. Chertoff and the equally at sea FEMA director, Michael Brown (who also was among the last to hear about the convention center), are each awarded a Presidential Medal of Freedom in line with past architects of lethal administration calamity like George Tenet and Paul Bremer.

On Thursday morning, the president told Diane Sawyer that he hoped "people don't play politics during this period of time." Presumably that means that the photos of him wistfully surveying the Katrina damage from Air Force One won't be sold to campaign donors as the equivalent 9/11 photos were. Maybe he'll even call off the right-wing attack machine so it won't Swift-boat the Katrina survivors who emerge to ask tough questions as it has Cindy Sheehan and those New Jersey widows who had the gall to demand a formal 9/11 inquiry.

But a president who flew from Crawford to Washington in a heartbeat to intervene in the medical case of a single patient, Terri Schiavo, has no business lecturing anyone about playing politics with tragedy. Eventually we're going to have to examine the administration's behavior before, during and after this storm as closely as its history before, during and after 9/11. We're going to have to ask if troops and matériel of all kinds could have arrived faster without the drain of national resources into a quagmire. We're going to have to ask why it took almost two days of people being without food, shelter and water for Mr. Bush to get back to Washington.

Most of all, we're going to have to face the reality that with this disaster, the administration has again increased our vulnerability to the terrorists we were supposed to be fighting after 9/11. As Richard Clarke, the former counterterrorism czar, pointed out to The Washington Post last week in talking about the fallout from the war in Iraq, there have been twice as many terrorist attacks outside Iraq in the three years after 9/11 than in the three years before. Now, thanks to Mr. Bush's variously incompetent, diffident and hubristic mismanagement of the attack by Katrina, he has sent the entire world a simple and unambiguous message: whatever the explanation, the United States is unable to fight its current war and protect homeland security at the same time.

The answers to what went wrong in Washington and on the Gulf Coast will come later, and, if the history of 9/11 is any guide, all too slowly, after the administration and its apologists erect every possible barrier to keep us from learning the truth. But as Americans dig out from Katrina and slouch toward another anniversary of Al Qaeda's strike, we have to acknowledge the full extent and urgency of our crisis. The world is more perilous than ever, and for now, to paraphrase Mr. Rumsfeld, we have no choice but to fight the war with the president we have.

Haley Barbour For President

Fucker's already running for President. And kissing the administration ass. But the beauty is he had to follow the President of Jefferson Parish Louisianna, whose moment on television was among the most powerful I have ever seen and hit hard on the failure of the federal response. Barbour then had the nuts to say our experience in Mississippi apparently has been a little different than Louisianna and the federal government has been very helpful. His examples the federal response: they rescued 1700 people off of rooftops and delivered 1,000,000 MRE's yeterday.

Gee, doesn't sound so good to me. But Barbour's pompadoured, clean-shaven, blue-blazered appearance sure looked good!

Chertoff Is An Asshole

Russert doing a pretty good job staying after him. Chertoff starts off with the administration talking point: we faced a second disaster, we were surprised by the failing levees. Russert stays on him, reads the quotes and confronts him with the prior knowledge the government had.

So what Chertoff is really saying: when we say we were surprised, what we really mean is that we thought we dodged a bullet. That is the story we have to stay on, these fuckers knew what was going to happen and failed to protect all the poor people in New Orleans.

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

Odius picture contest

Earlier this week I asked if anybody wanted to make this picture more, shall we say true to life...

A handful of you did...showing just how powerful this blog is...

Here are some of the submissions:


Jason Parker


James Dalton


Sue Meyer


Kevin Bass


And, finally, your humble blogger reflecting two more appropriate Presidents to share the podium with Bush:

People shouldn't have sex...like me...

Ah, Imbecile Junction's ever pleasant board runner...

IF FOLKS LIKE THE NYTIMES DEVOTED ONE-HALF AS MUCH TIME [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
to promoting abstinence and fidelity that they devote to hyping condoms, I can't help but think we would have done Africa a great service.
Posted at 03:20 AM


Misery loves company.

Well, they really have accomplished something

Not only has the Bush Administration managed to spend 60 nearly years of positive post-World War II goodwill by their incompetence in invading and occupying Iraq, they've managed to foster an environment where the races are viewed in the light of the prism of the late 19th century. But a great deal of blame has to be foisted not just upon Bush but the media and enablers of his Presidency. David Neiwert is right in how this is going to go:
As it becomes increasingly clear that the Bush administration and Republicans in Congress played a significant role in this disaster -- particularly for their failures to adequately fund levee upgrades and federal disaster relief, and to provide National Guard equipment and manpower that have instead been deployed to the wasteful war in Iraq -- look for them to respond as they always have whenever their mal- and misfeasance is pointed out: Blame the victims.

And the easiest way to do that, of course, is to suggest that their race (we'll hear a lot of talk about "black culture") is the real cause of the violence and the looting -- instead of the desperation and chaos brought about by the Bush administration's incompetence.


Sadly, he is right, and it a more discouraging circumstance could not be fathomed in America.

Saturday, September 03, 2005

People have been asking what Cheney has been up to

During the disaster in New Orleans.

Well, it's just a theory but...

Rehnquist has died.

Friday was just LIES all around

Every Photo-Op was a Potemkin Photo Op as Blah3 explains in great detail.

Bush lied to YOU, he lied to the victims of Katrina, and while he lied -- to make himself look better, more people, in at least one instance died.

It really is beyond exasperating.

Compentence, or lack there of EXHIBIT 1,438

From the AP:

Several states ready and willing to send National Guard troops to the rescue in New Orleans didn't get the go-ahead until days after the storm struck — a delay nearly certain to be investigated by Congress.

New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson offered Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco help from his state's National Guard last Sunday, the day before Hurricane Katrina hit Louisiana. Blanco accepted, but paperwork needed to get the troops en route didn't come from Washington until late Thursday.


What was more important than this?


Monday


Tuesday


Wednesday


Thursday

What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?

Nothing!

Nor is there anything funny about saying we told you so.

Mr. Gilliard, do you have something to say?
Instead of hearing what we had to say about Bush, you called John Kerry a coward, mocked Max Cleland, blamed everything but herpes on Bill Clinton. You enabled Bush into this mess and now you're shocked?

Now, Fox can be outraged, now, Wash Times and Union Leader call Bush weak? Well, his coward ass disappeared in 2001. But you rather blame Michael Moore for that.

He can't even explain the Iraq war to a grieving mother.

So what did you do?

Write the most vile things about her and her dead son. Attacked her patriotism and her honesty.

Well, motherfuckers, and that means you, fat ass Goldberg and your master, Rich Lowry, PNAC Bitch Beinart, the racist wannabe white Malkin and the little fucktards at LGF, Bareback Andy and "Diversity" Instacracker, all you backstabbing, fag hating uncle tom ministers, you can see Dear Leader in action. America's largest port is gone, maybe forever, gas is $5+ a gallon and FEMA is coming. Whores come faster with old men than FEMA is getting to NOLA.

How did your wartime President react? Like Chiang Kai-Shek when the Yellow River flooded in 1944, with corrupt indifference.


There's much more where that came from by the way.

And in an additional bonus, incompetence watch goes on...

COMPETENCY, and/or lack thereof of the Bush Administration, Exhibit 1,436

Evacuees at Cajundome wait for first lady, and for lunch

As the first lady toured the Red Cross shelter at the Cajundome this morning, a line of evacuees waiting to eat their lunch trickled out the door of the Dome.

First lady Laura Bush arrived about midday to tour the shelter and meet evacuees.

By 12:50 p.m., the trays of food were still covered and hungry evacuees stood in line, holding empty plates. Rice, beans and jambalaya were on the menu. About that time, volunteers began rolling the carts of food into position to serve.


It's enough for you to straighten that goddamned crooked pinky through force. Jiminy Jeebus, these people are suffering for food...they shouldn't have to suffer a damned photo-op.

COMPETENCY, and/or lack thereof of the Bush Administration, Exhibit 1,437

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Nine stockpiles of fire-and-rescue equipment strategically placed around the country to be used in the event of a catastrophe still have not been pressed into service in New Orleans, five days after Hurricane Katrina, CNN has learned.

Haley Fucking Barbour

Watching the news early this past week, one of the people who was a constant on the news shows was fat cat cigar chomping good ole' boy Bush ass licking Haley Barbour. I knew when I saw him interviewed, while the first noises of concern about the federal response (this was before the levees broke) were just beginning to sound, that he would shill for the administration. Even at a time like that, licking Bush's ass. Barbour was asked about the President not coming to the disaster area; his response has bounced around my head now for a few days. In his typical fat cat dad-gum way, he said: aw shucks I told him he shouldn't come down here, there was nothing he could do.

Just let that one sink in.

President Bush: failing the test of leadership.

Homicide

I read this last night, but suffered an outage on the internets. But bigger bloggers, including the Big Blue Convention Host, Talk Left, and perhaps first by Adventus, have noticed now and it is a story that needs to be repeated because its implications are so perverse and terrible.

The Red Cross itself says:

Hurricane Katrina: Why is the Red Cross not in New Orleans?

* Access to New Orleans is controlled by the National Guard and local authorities and while we are in constant contact with them, we simply cannot enter New Orleans against their orders.

* The state Homeland Security Department had requested--and continues to request--that the American Red Cross not come back into New Orleans following the hurricane. Our presence would keep people from evacuating and encourage others to come into the city.


Who the hell, be it local, State or Federal Homeland Security made such an order? And why the hell wasn't it rescinded by Wednesday? To take the suffering of tens of thousands of fellow citizens so cavalierly. It sounds like a decision Stalin would have made toward Leningrad in the Summer of 1941.

Somebody is culpable for the deaths of likely hundreds of people by those orders. The first 72 hours are the most critical...the majority of those stranded received no assistance until Friday...far more than 72 hours after the levees broke...120 hours after the Hurricane.

This should be shouted from the Rooftops...be they Republican, Democrat, what have you, there was no excuse for this to have been so long unremedied. If it is, somehow, connected to the timing of Bush's visit, it is criminal -- even I don't expect such craveness from this Administration, but then again, they do manage to always plumb the depths of outrage consistently.

More class-based outrage...MONEY CHANGES EVERYTHING!

At one point Friday, the evacuation was interrupted briefly when school buses pulled up so some 700 guests and employees from the Hyatt Hotel could move to the head of the evacuation line — much to the amazement of those who had been crammed in the Superdome since last Sunday.

"How does this work? They (are) clean, they are dry, they get out ahead of us?" exclaimed Howard Blue, 22, who tried to get in their line. The National Guard blocked him as other guardsmen helped the well-dressed guests with their luggage.

The 700 had been trapped in the hotel, near the Superdome, but conditions were considerably cleaner, even without running water, than the unsanitary crush inside the dome. The Hyatt was severely damaged by the storm. Every pane of glass on the riverside wall was blown out.



COMPETENCY, and/or lack thereof of the Bush Administration, EXHIBIT 1,434

Several states ready and willing to send National Guard troops to the rescue in hurricane-ravaged New Orleans didn't get the go-ahead until days after the storm struck — a delay nearly certain to be investigated by Congress.

New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson offered Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco help from his state's National Guard on Sunday, the day before Hurricane Katrina hit Louisiana. Blanco accepted, but paperwork needed to get the troops en route didn't come from Washington until late Thursday.


COMPETENCY, and/or lack thereof of the Bush Administration, Exhibit 1,435 -- "I cannot act on this, I've got 10 interviews coming up on FoxNews" edition:

As reports continued of famished and dehydrated people isolated across the Gulf Coast, angry questions were pressed about why the military has not been dropping food packets for them -- as was done in Afghanistan, Bosnia and in the aftermath of the Asian tsunami.

Bill Wattenburg, a consultant for the University of California Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory and one of the designers of the earlier food drop programs, said that he has lobbied the administration and the military to immediately begin something similar. He said he was told that the military was prepared to begin, but that it was awaiting a request from FEMA.


DUPLICITOUS, Exhibit 2,483.

The State of Local Government never asked for help from us in a timely fashion, certainly not before the Hurricane.

Well, except for the letter, linked to above, on Sunday, August 28, 2005, before the Hurricane struck that is.



Kanye West is looking wiser all the time.

Dopes everywhere...

Someday perhaps John Tierney will have it explained to him the different physics of fire versus a large mass of water. Perhaps someone will tell him the difference in cost and scale between a levee and a fire sprinkler.

My guess is that people have, but facts about water go off his cranium as if it were a duck's back.

The SHAME of a Nation

That is the theme of this New York Times article on how our Federal Government responded to this disaster. Both responsible Democrats AND it should be emphasized Republicans recognize that the theme as well as the practical nature of the Bush Administration's response are shameful.

But perhaps most of all there was shame, a deep collective national disbelief that the world's sole remaining superpower could not - or at least had not - responded faster and more forcefully to a disaster that had been among its own government's worst-case possibilities for years.

"It really makes us look very much like Bangladesh or Baghdad," said David Herbert Donald, the retired Harvard historian of the Civil War and a native Mississippian, who said that Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman's destructive march from Atlanta to the sea paled by comparison. "I'm 84 years old. I've been around a long time, but I've never seen anything like this."


Donald is a great and venerable historian, when he says this it carries the weight of a thorough knowledge of American history.

The shame is compounded by the thuggish rationality of right-wingers like Limbaugh and O'Reilly gleefully making use of "looting" to selectively emphasize their own deep-seated racism. A bigotry near and dear...and not far beneath the surface of way too many people in this country. Being poor does not deprive you of citizenship. These are Americans in crisis -- and they have been treated like garbage, like untermenschen.

But by and large the feeling is shame. Shame that once again in this, the so-called "culture of life" some lives are more important than others. It is not just African-Americans that notice that while Bush can fly through the night from his ranch to sign the Terri Schiavo law for a single, hopeless case of a white woman; when tens of thousands of poor African-Americans are in peril, he goes off to giggle with a birthday cake, sell medicare to hand-picked overwhelmingly white retirees. They notice that well after the levees break he takes no notice or overt action and instead flies even further away from Washington, to San Diego to make an empty platitudinous speech.

While Bush was acting disturbingly detached (something we progressives have noted before but others haven't until now) the individuals ostensibly in charge or disaster relief, Chertoff and Brown have been an even larger disaster (one that does and should reflect on the man who appointed them). Time after time they have made idiotic statements that the overwhelming majority of those who stayed 'CHOSE' to stay in New Orleans -- as if there was a choice for them. Brown appears to be so woefully unqualified to head FEMA that he literally does nothing but interviews on television and radio -- and sadly, not very well. As CNN reported yesterday, both have been repeatedly caught fabricating the nature of what was happening on the ground and what was being provided, an unforgiveable pattern in a situation like this.

The stupifyingly cavalier action of Bush and his appointees compared to the immediacy in which he treated the Schiavo case are indefensible. We all know it, even his most strict adherents...hence the stupidity and viciousness of their defense.

Why I Hate Bush

Yesterday I posted about why Bush is no leader (short thesis: when you never have to do anything for yourself, you can't lead).

Here are a couple more choice comments at the end of Bush's trip yesterday:

And at the end of the day, standing on the tarmac at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport in Kenner, the president struck an upbeat note. He called for a national recovery effort and joked that its goal would be to rebuild a hard-partying city "where I used to come … to enjoy myself, occasionally too much."

"I understand we got a lot of work to do," Bush said. "And I understand it seems dark right now. But by working together and pulling together and capturing that great spirit of our country, a great city will rise again."


Jolly joker. What an asshole.

Television Coverage of Hell

On CNN this morning Soledad O'Brien, preparing to talk with FEMA Deputy Director Patrick Rhode, comments (from the safety of the airport of course) it "feels like" they have actually turned the corner.

At the exact same time on Fox and Friends reporter Laura Ingle, reporting from somewhere on the ground, indicates that things aren't improving where the people are.

Could it possibly be that Fox is doing a better job covering the disaster? Up is down I guess.

Update: Then Miles O'brien moves to administration talking points in his conversation with the former Mayor of New Orleans when he says: does it appear, like 9/11, that there was a failure to imagine this potential outcome?

I hate to remind you Miles, not only did they imagine this, that this was the potential outcome is now the worst kept secret in the world.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Jeebus, why not just debut "Birth of the Nation -- The Musical"?

Here's quite a playbill:

America's most listened to talk radio host Rush Limbaugh will hit Broadway next month with a one man show to fund relief efforts for the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

"Rush on Broadway" will open for a one-day-only performance on Tuesday Oct. 18 at the New Amsterdam Theater on 42nd Street.


It's one day only announced in advance, because otherwise they'd have to admit it would be a bomb.

Will Rush read witty selections from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

Will he sing "Springtime for Hitler?"

Rush doing a charity benefits is like having Dr. Christian 'The White Angel' Szell offer to do your bridgework for free.

Optimism, Faith, and Leadership

As the legions checking in here from time-to-time know, I am a glass half-full kind of guy but I have a few thoughts about some of the feel-good platitudes spouted by our President over the last few days: New Orleans will re-build, it will be better than ever, blah-blah, blah. As this middling-triumvirate was lending it's collective voice to the outrage of the lack of response by the government and Bush's general ineptitude, I got to thinking about Bush's "leadership" particularly as it is refelected in his statements about this disaster.

Almost all his public pronouncements are peppered with the flowery language I referenced above, followed always by the empty thank-you's to all the people on the ground. Well it doen't mean shit. Bush's language of optimism and faith rests on his experience: ask and you shall receive. It is part of his personal narrative. Daddy, I want to go to Yale. Daddy, I don't want to go to Vietnam. Daddy, I want a job. Daddy, I want to start a failing oil company. Daddy, I need some favors from the SEC so that I can trade some potentially worthless stock. Daddy, I love the game of baseball, know anyone who needs me to own a team? Daddy, I want to be governor of Texas. Daddy, I want to be President.

When Bush needed a job, all he had to do was ask. When Bush needed money to prop-up a failing venture, all he had to do was ask. So if you are George W. Bush, why not believe in the exercise of prayer? The man has never wanted for anything a day in his life so why start now? Need to rebuild the City of New Orleans? Just ask daddy (and Bill Clinton). Just ask baby.

But ultimately Bush has failed the test not of blind faith but of leadership, and this is an area why his life of handouts and favors has failed him. Because he never had to accomplish anything on his own, because there were never consequences for his actions (yes, even in 2004 thanks to 51% of the electorate), because he has always been able to get by in life, this is the kind of leadership we should expect. He brags that he doesn't "lead by polls". Yep, leadership to Bush means divining what is good for your constituency (the monied class) and advocate legislation that accomplishes those ends. Why worry about consequences? Until now.

As Katrina bore down on the gulf coast we saw our fearless leader at work, down on the ranch, selling medicare, being who he is: a tool. With his pants down, nature and a lot of unhappy people are giving him just what he deserves and exposing that truth that has been obvious to many of us for a long time. Bush may be a lot of things, but one thing he is not: a leader.

Priorities people, Priorities

Keeping his eye on the humanitarian disaster ball

"I know the country is focused on my inability to save people...but I need to make crisp decisions.

For example, you will probably not notice that I took this opportunity to use my powers to appoint a dude who couldn't get approved by the Senate because he was tied up with torturin' folks.

So to sum up...disaster in an American city populated primarily by poor black people...my hands are tied.

Guy associated with torture...prompt action!


Sincerely,


George W. Bush

No longer such a joke is it?

Jonah Goldberg has something rare in today's Republican enablers...an attack of guilt.

So the question is, would the money have been better spent if the Republicans hadn't gotten their way? And, though it sickens me to say so, that is at best an open question. I have the utmost faith in the kleptocratic and dysfunctional governments of New Orleans and Louisiana to waste and steal money. But, we were supposed to be preparing --at the national level -- for a major terrorist attack for the last four years. I just don't see much evidence of that preparation. Congress re-assembled lickity-split to deal with Terri Schiavo -- a decision that didn't and does not bother me the way it bothers some. But however you define the issues involved in that case, in terms of real human suffering they are very hard to stack-up against what's happened in New Orleans. Congress should have convened yesterday and rescinded the highway bill. It should have broken-open the farm bill like a piñata and reallocated the monies therein.

For supporters of the war, this spectacle is going to be particularly hard to accomodate because it is in the interests of the political classes to keep their pork and it is in the interests of the antiwar left to frame this as a choice between Baghdad and New Orleans. That should not be the choice. The choice should be between the highway bill, ag subsidies and the like. The Don Young Highway should at least be renamed to the "Go Suck Eggs New Orleans Highway."


I frankly think one possible thing to do at this moment is string up Ted Stevens by his fucking "HULK" tie.




...and don't think I haven't thought of a few wise cracks for this picture...the possibilities are endless, but I'm too pissed.

This is America, part 2

And these are Americans

Lucrece Phillips’ sleepless nights are filled with the images of dead babies and women, and young and old men with tattered T-shirts or graying temples, all of whom she saw floating along the streets of the Lower 9th Ward.

The deaths of many of her neighbors who chose to brave the hurricane from behind the walls of their Painter Street homes shook tears from Phillips’ bloodshot eyes Tuesday, as a harrowing tale of death and survival tumbled from her lips.

"The rescuers in the boats that picked us up had to push the bodies back with sticks," Phillips said sobbing. "And there was this little baby. She looked so perfect and so beautiful. I just wanted to scoop her up and breathe life back into her little lungs. She wasn’t bloated or anything, just perfect."


Meanwhile, Mike Brown, who must have been hired to be the director of FEMA with the thought that he would never have to do interviews, or anything I guess; has been caught lying repeatedly about the condition of events at the New Orleans Civic Center -- so baldly apparently that even Brian Kilmeade on FoxNews has called him on it.

This is America


This is America


This is America


96 Hours without help, but this is our Leader in America

Friday Miscellaneous Lifeform Blogging

Shares 96% of Human DNA.


Sadly the 4% is located in the brain.


I apologize to other chimps, who, I am sure, are fine people.

And Now I will do the final scene of "Oedipus Rex"

Aiyeeeeeeeeeee! So much bleach...so very much bleach used in vain!

While 2006 is still months away, we were allowed first peek yesterday at next year's Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute pin-up calendar, which honors "great American conservative women" for once.
Miss January honors, rightlyso, go to the late Mrs. Luce, an accomplished foreign and domestic journalist, magazine editor, playwright, congresswoman from Connecticut and ambassador to Italy.
Miss America 2003 Erika Harold is crowned Miss February; blonde TV pundit Kellyanne Conway, president and CEO of the Polling Company and WomanTrend, is Miss March; Miss April is Marji Ross of Regnery Publishing in Washington; Becky Norton Dunlop, vice president at the Heritage Foundation, is Miss May; and Suzanne Fields, the nationally syndicated op-ed columnist for The Washington Times, carries us into summer as Miss June.
Everybody's favorite gun-rights advocate, Shemane Nugent, wife of rock legend Ted Nugent, is Miss July; Miss August is New York ladies' magazine magnate Myrna Blyth; for Miss September, we find syndicated columnist Michelle Malkin; Miss October honors go to Virginia Republican Party Chairman Kate Obenshain Griffin; popular MSNBC host Monica Crowley makes an attractive Miss November; and last but never least, Miss December is Ann Coulter, who requires no introduction.



My pretty mind...my pretty, pretty mind!!!!

Some Stories just write themselves

From the Washington Post:

Karen Hughes, who has been tasked with re-crafting America's image, sent a cable to all U.S. embassies yesterday urging them to think of ways to commemorate the fourth anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks that will demonstrate that terrorism is a challenge faced not just by the United States...

...Hughes, who will unveil her plans in a "town hall" staff meeting with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice next Thursday


Well, at least Rice can show off the latest in hideous ball-scratchin' fashion:

Condi Rice Continues to Shop up a Storm

So many nailheads to hit

KRUGMAN:

Before 9/11 the Federal Emergency Management Agency listed the three most likely catastrophic disasters facing America: a terrorist attack on New York, a major earthquake in San Francisco and a hurricane strike on New Orleans. "The New Orleans hurricane scenario," The Houston Chronicle wrote in December 2001, "may be the deadliest of all." It described a potential catastrophe very much like the one now happening...

...Thousands of Americans are dead or dying, not because they refused to evacuate, but because they were too poor or too sick to get out without help - and help wasn't provided. Many have yet to receive any help at all.

There will and should be many questions about the response of state and local governments; in particular, couldn't they have done more to help the poor and sick escape? But the evidence points, above all, to a stunning lack of both preparation and urgency in the federal government's response.

Even military resources in the right place weren't ordered into action. "On Wednesday," said an editorial in The Sun Herald in Biloxi, Miss., "reporters listening to horrific stories of death and survival at the Biloxi Junior High School shelter looked north across Irish Hill Road and saw Air Force personnel playing basketball and performing calisthenics. Playing basketball and performing calisthenics!"

...Second question: Why wasn't more preventive action taken? After 2003 the Army Corps of Engineers sharply slowed its flood-control work, including work on sinking levees. "The corps," an Editor and Publisher article says, citing a series of articles in The Times-Picayune in New Orleans, "never tried to hide the fact that the spending pressures of the war in Iraq, as well as homeland security - coming at the same time as federal tax cuts - was the reason for the strain."

In 2002 the corps' chief resigned, reportedly under threat of being fired, after he criticized the administration's proposed cuts in the corps' budget, including flood-control spending.


Hunter from KOS:

The politics are omnipresent, but present only a hollow shell behind which a sea, an absolute frothing sea, of much worse realizations are crowding every mind. This was a disaster the country had been preparing for. This was one of the disasters most predicted, most feared, most planned for. There was two days of advance warning, as the massive, category 5 hurricane shifted purposefully towards New Orleans. This was no terrorist attack -- this time, there was warning. This time, there was knowledge.

And yet, the much-reshuffled domestic security resculpted as a result of 9-11 simply didn't show up. It wasn't there. FEMA, which has been hacked, shuffled, and gutted in the last few years, proved unable to respond to a catastrophic emergency situation. The catastrophic emergency situation, along the Gulf Coast, the one that sounded the alarms two days before landfall, the one that triggered the warnings of nightmare scenarios known for years in advance, and yet if there was any advance plan at all, any knowledge at all, any fathoming at all of how to respond in the fourty-eight hours most critical for the survival of the victims, it didn't show up. The roads were clogged, the islands were flooded, the levees were breached, and homeland security wasn't there, leaving each state, each town, each police force, each wrecked band of shell-shocked survivors to fend, and make do, while convoys organized and strategies prepared with seeming obliviousness to the urgency of the numbers and clocks. There is... almost nothing meaningful to say.


ATTATURK:

Congress went into "special" session yesterday to devote $10 Billion for flood relief. A substantial portion of that amount may have been prevented by spending as much as a few hundred million...say the cost of the Bridge to Nowhere, a couple years ago.

Meanwhile, more than $8 billion simply disappeared under "Presidential Medal Of Freedom" winner Paul Bremer during his reign of error in the Greend Zone. We're on pace to spend $300 Billion on an Iraq that is a daily nightmare. And Denny Hastert has never had any doubts let alone questions about its wisdom as far as we can tell. Yet, rebuild New Orleans? A 300 year-old city? Well, he doesn't know -- there's a lot of poor and black down there.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Its Bush's Fault

Let me be unequivocal about the effects of Hurricane Katrina now that the media are going through the same tropes, catch phrases, and inch deep analysis on the causes and solutions to the current situation.

When Ted Koppel compared the consequences of Katrina to an hypothetical act of terrorism, he could have asked, "where is the National Guard?" as he pondered the effects of natural disaster and the potential of terrorism. But, of course, the answer to that question would have raised even more embarrassing questions for him and his masters. For half the Louisiana and Mississippi national guards are in Iraq, helping create the conditions where hundreds of people in search of spiritual solace from the imperial terror that has been imposed on their daily lives jump off bridges, and those who survive are driven to seek ways to retaliate; including the hopeless road of terrorism.

Bush has made the problem far worse than it had to be even given the so-called natural conditions.

FEMA has been progressively dismantled as it was placed under Homeland Security. Two years ago the city of Norfolk, Virginia experienced a level one hurricane and mild as it was by comparison to Katrina, the citizens of Norfolk learned what it was like to be without electricity, ice, and phones for two weeks and with stores and gas stations closed.

FEMA got to Norfolk too late with too little. For an agency that is supposed to give disaster relief, they don't seem to be good at emergencies. I have watched in horror as nothing was done in New Orleans prior to the hurricane and precious little has been done by FEMA to date. And now we are learning that since the mid-1990s, federal money was moved from flood control to pay for the misadventure in Iraq.

The Army Corp of Engineers had a window of opportunity to try to close the breech in the levee before it grew too big yet they could mobilize nothing. I have seen several documentaries on televiions that twice that predicted all of this mess in New Orleans. It was well known that this could happen, where was the placement of the Army Corp, national guard troops with supplies, and medical task forces who could deal with the injured and infirm?

Add to this the critical infrastructure to the nation's energy supply. I, for one, would like to know why no repair and engineering crews were standing by after the hurricane passed to make damn sure that refining capacity and distribution was unaffected? And where is the supposed patriotism of these oil companies in taking a temporary hit in their profits to keep the American economy from sliding into serious problems (imagine the ripple effects on the economy from $3 for gas, $4 for gas, $5 for gas, or how about $6 for gas).

Who cares if Bush tours the area? That does nothing to resolve many problems.

It can only be racism one way or the other that explains why almost all the people walking out of that sewerage in New Orleans are African Americans. How else can one explain the fact that so many people have gone without any help all these days. How many people are dead and dying in their attics?

Bush has repeatedly shown his racism in his policies and actions.

As for the Superdome, I can not help but think --as these poor people are now to be transported from that stadium to another in Texas--of the use of the stadium in Santiago by the fascists in Chile following the military coup there. What is the commonality? Masses of people viewed as dangerous who must be confined in one place in times of emergency.

This is not exactly a "natural" disaster. What is happening to New Orleans could have been avoided by spending the money necessary to prepare for a category five hurricane or inevitable flood in New Orleans. Lacking that, it did not have to result in all this death. The people responsible need to be "smoked out and brought to justice", as George Bush says.

Bush's Boundless Empathy

And another thing...

Here is the President assuring the suffering he understands their pain:

"I fully understand people wanting things to have happened yesterday," Bush said in a live interview in the Roosevelt Room of the White House with ABC's "Good Morning America" program. "I understand the anxiety of people on the ground. ... So there is frustration. But I want people to know there's a lot of help coming."


Thanks, Mr. President, for reminding us you know what it's like to be forced out of your home, forced out of your city, away from a job, away from friends and family, and most likely in a strange place. Thanks for reminding us you know what it is like to live, if you couldn't get out, in a war zone in which you have been left behind to fend for yourself, with no access to food, water, electricity, or even a toilet, hoping against all hope that help will somehow find its way to you. It makes us all feel better.

President Malaprop Speaks...If that's What You Wanna Call It

That famed deer in the headlights look. That special kind of mind that can conjure thoughts like "sovereign means you've been given sovereignty". Leaders that think that the way a great leader leads is by bossing people around.

"I think there ought to be zero tolerance of people breaking the law during an emergency such as this — whether it be looting, or price gouging at the gasoline pump, or taking advantage of charitable giving or insurance fraud," Bush said. "And I've made that clear to our attorney general. The citizens ought to be working together."


Yeah, see, that's what I'm telling you's guys see, ya gotta work together, see. Or I'll bop ya one. Right in the kisser.

What an ass.

Today on Good Morning America Bush waxed eloquent on "personal responsibility". I can't find the whole quote yet, but it is a doozy. So until we can find the transcript, do yourself a favor and watch one of the greatest morons who ever lived lead us out of the desert.

Same Planet?

Sometimes I wonder whether nice-guy cat-fancier Kevin Drum and the rest of us of the left share the same planet. When speaking of Bush's time-delayed "fart" of a speech yesterday Drum states:

These are not the actions of a president in touch with the country — especially a president who usually excels at reacting to tragedies like this.


When the fuck has this ever been the case?

On 9/11 he sat there reading "The Pet Goat" for seven minutes...just sat there. Then he took off on the great running away, where he and Air Force One just flew around and around and around. It took several days before, in what ironically is the high-point of his presidency, Bush climbed on top of a pile of rubble his inattention had helped cause, and said he'd get us "revenge" via bullhorn.

I don't think it's a stretch to guess that any of his 42 predecessors, including Franklin "glug" Pierce and James "Cockedneck" Buchanan, could have done as well.

Let us not forget the manner in which after he announced the start of the war he was salivating for in Iraq by saying "it feels good". Feels really FUCKING good for the rest of us doesn't it Georgie?

How about last December when for a long-stretch he said not one fucking word about the Tsunami in South Asia, only to then promise $5, no $12, no $15, no $35, no $100 million dollars over the course of a week. He relied on Clinton and his father to bail his ass out.

And then finally, as Katrina bore down on New Orleans he stayed mute at Rancho de Coo-Coo Bananas. When Katrina hit he flew off to eat Birthday Cake and tongue-dance with John McCain, followed by speechifyin' about his prescription drug boondoggle. Later he finally spoke about Katrina for a few seconds, devoting the rest of his talk to the wretched document some say is a Constitution for Iraq. And then as the levies burst and hundreds, perhaps thousands, drowned he continued his keepin' easy tour, playing the gee-tar and talking about the end of the Second World War.

Finally, yesterday he ended his 35 day vacation at day 33 -- oh fuck me Lord what a sacrifice. He showed his concern by "buzzing" New Orleans at 1,700 feet. Perhaps low enough to, literally as well as figuratively, allow the City to see him flip them 'the bird'. And then the speech that, if nothing else, demonstrated he was pissed off that a disaster ruined his last couple days of brush clearing and Barney snuggling.

How one can call his past track record much different than recent events is beyond me. It's just the latest and lowest of a long string of paralysis, fraud and petulance.

The Federal Government Drops The Ball

A little fun on CNN this morning when blowhard Haley Barbour was challenged by Miles O'Brien. O'Brien had the temerity to suggest to Barbour that surely the federal government had enough notice of the storm to get assets in place and, after the storm, has failed to provide the kind of response our own military sent to the region post-tsunami. One shouldn't expect Barbour to be critical of "the federal government" (i.e. King George), and he wasn't. But O'brien, to his credit, hung in and Barbour was none too happy about it.

O'Brien's colleague, anchor Soledad O'Brien, also apparently had enough caffeine this morning challenging Director of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff on the question why there isn't an online registry for missing persons. I love it when morning talking heads like Ms. O'Brien say things like I'm not even from the area and am aware of people I cannot find, why isn't there an online registry?" Chertoff's pathetic response: we're working on it.

President Bush was at the helm of the S.S. Minnow while it ran aground. He's a take charge kind of guy. Asleep at the switch before the disaster, snoozing after.

Stupifying

I don't really want to think about how many times I've seen this right-wing talking point...

"Where's the rest of the world offering help for Katrina vicims?"

This of course leads to many reactions?

1. What donations have you made to helping in those disasters?
2. What donations have you made to helping THIS disaster?
3. Is this really one of the first fucking things you worry about?
4. Is this an issue because you see all those suffering African-Americans and you feel like you don't want to help "those" people who you think are all out to loot?
5. Seriously, have you ever contemplated maybe trying "foreplay"? It will make you a happier person, really -- Or at least, how about just watching something besides FoxNews?

Charity is supposed to be given because you can afford it as you live in the "United States of America" and we are generous people...allegedly. I mean we dispense humanitarian aid, food, water, medicine, armaments, dumbbombs and smartbombs all around the world -- how fucking cool is that right? Is all this aid just given out of some sense of Quid Pro D'oh!? Only some of our more repellant freeps would think that Sri Lanka needs to get off their ass and send us some road graders and water.

What the fuck are the people of Qum, Iran supposed to do...offer New Orleans some of their rubble to use as landfill? More than a third of New Orleans is very poor, but that is no comparison to being poor in Qum or Rwanda, etc.

I can only imagine how heads exploded when Hugo Chevez offered help from Venezuela!

And let's look at how we are handling the aid. Canada, seems a pretty good neighbor right? I mean, unless we're discussing their hockey, universal healthcare, or crazy-ass dangerous prescription drugs, we seem to get along pretty well. They are our neighbors after all, and we haven't threatened to invade them for more than a century, so you think we'd be cool with them.

But, oh, I guess not, found via the DAILY KOS:

On tonight's news, CTV (Canadian TV) said that support was offered from Canada. Planes are ready to load with food and medical supplies and a system called "DART" which can provide fresh water and medical supplies is standing by. Department of Homeland Security as well as other U.S. agencies were contacted by the Canadian government requesting permission to provide help. Despite this contact, Canada has not been allowed to fly supplies and personnel to the areas hit by Katrina. So, everything here is grounded. Prime Minister Paul Martin is reportedly trying to speak to President Bush tonight or tomorrow to ask him why the U.S. federal government will not allow aid from Canada into Louisiana and Mississippi. That said, the Canadian Red Cross is reportedly allowed into the area.

Canadian agencies are saying that foreign aid is probably not being permitted into Louisiana and Mississippi because of "mass confusion" at the U.S. federal level in the wake of the storm.


Back to you to bitch about something else Freeps. I'm sure you can be better about something else too -- creative grievances are after all your forte.

Meanwhile

As Bobo's column avoids utter stupidity, the main editorial page actually lives up to what the NY Times Editorial Page is supposed to be:

Pointing out Bush has AGAIN been AWOL in a time of need:

George W. Bush gave one of the worst speeches of his life yesterday, especially given the level of national distress and the need for words of consolation and wisdom. In what seems to be a ritual in this administration, the president appeared a day later than he was needed. He then read an address of a quality more appropriate for an Arbor Day celebration...

...It would be some comfort to think that, as Mr. Bush cheerily announced, America "will be a stronger place" for enduring this crisis. Complacency will no longer suffice, especially if experts are right in warning that global warming may increase the intensity of future hurricanes. But since this administration won't acknowledge that global warming exists, the chances of leadership seem minimal.


At everytime of crisis in his Presidency...Bush has been inordinately non-responsive. From seven minutes reading the "Pet Goat" to waiting three days to react to Katrina.

His paralysis is no surprise, as he was completely laissez-faire in leading up to both of those incidents. There was no action to prevent 9/11 despite flashing warnings or to prepare for the coming Hurricane -- in both incidents Bush continued inordinately long "vacations" on Rancho de Coo-Coo Bananas, laughably defending it as allowing him to make "crisp" decisions. Given such non-chalance to danger that falls outside how he expects the world to be, it is hardly shocking that when reality does, in fact, occur he is the proverbial dear in the headlights.

Constantly avoiding thought of "worst case scenario" is a pretty damned bad way to govern -- and it has occurred systematically and repeatedly. After four years, seven months and two weeks, it is clear that George Bush spent five minutes picking out an ideology slightly more thuggish and selfish than his Dad's and pretty much went from there. The man has never suffered, he wasn't born poor, didn't fight in any wars, there was never a "crucible" of struggle through which he could form an experience ... outside of being a shiftless drunk.

Scary when you sit down and think about it.

When they are operating on their preferred ideological construct, Bush and his advisors are always confident and assured (even if many of their policies are plainly nutty). Selling the Iraq war for instance was a masterpiece of staged sales craft (even if malicious and plainly wrong). But even there, they are unable to understand or act upon the possibility that things will not necessarily go as they expect.

Ideological rigidity leads to inflexibility at times of need. We have a slothful and unimaginative individual as President of the United States...he's a fine salesperson such as it is, but all three characteristics combine to make his the worst possible President you could have at virtually any time, let alone one at a time of disaster.

Well, we've been lucky throughout most of our history, I guess it had to run out sooner or later.

Small meaningless miracles

It's a pretty petty one. Though its written in his usual trite manner, Bobo's column today is actually correct -- though it still doesn't say much.

Carry on.