"Thank the Lord that little black girl...

Didn't run into the one person in this family with some balls."


"Mr. President, your mother has made patronizing statements, here, here, here, and that's right, pretty much all of Texas."


Seems a little cold to keep shopping while you are in the disaster zone Condi.


Nice of Germany to chip in and donate those rations they had left over from Stalingrad.


"Yes, I want you to be Chief Justice...and try an Altoids"