Orchestration

From Pickles pre-fab appearance on "Extreme Makeover" (as opposed to her husband's coming appearance on "Extreme Hangover") via the AP:

Before Mrs. Bush entered the community center where the show was filming, a director shooed away both victims and volunteers from the doorway, instructing them how to react as her entourage entered.

"Act surprised!" he said above the din.

Want me to act surprised?

Have one of the Bush's manage to do something spontaneous and meaningful.

That would fuckin' kill me.