Jeebus, why not just debut "Birth of the Nation -- The Musical"?

Here's quite a playbill:

America's most listened to talk radio host Rush Limbaugh will hit Broadway next month with a one man show to fund relief efforts for the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

"Rush on Broadway" will open for a one-day-only performance on Tuesday Oct. 18 at the New Amsterdam Theater on 42nd Street.

It's one day only announced in advance, because otherwise they'd have to admit it would be a bomb.

Will Rush read witty selections from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

Will he sing "Springtime for Hitler?"

Rush doing a charity benefits is like having Dr. Christian 'The White Angel' Szell offer to do your bridgework for free.