Tuesday, April 24, 2007

How "Al Qaeda in Iraq" Works

Just a guess, but after four years, one based upon past events.

1. Group of disaffected losers who can't get laid sit around dreaming of burkaed pooty tang, call themselves "Al Qaeda in Iraq".

2. Something shitty happens, has nothing to do with Al Qaeda in Iraq.

3. Al Qaeda in Iraq finds out something shitty happened.

4. Al Qaeda in Iraq claims responsibility.

5. U.S. Says Al Qaeda in Iraq responsible.

6. Bush says we have to stay in Iraq to fight Al Qaeda.


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