Look, I'm no fan of hypocrites, though I am entertained by stupid ones, and there would be no bigger example of this than Larry Craig. Or at least he would be until you consider those who totally bashed and ran away from the guy as if he was Stalin's Handjob Boy because a misdemeanor. As laughable as Craig was, and hypocritical as his anti-gay voting behavior was...he sure seemed a hell of a lot better than the vast majority of his Republican colleagues who were far worse in reacting to him...while giving David Vitter a standing ovation.
And Craig noticed to. And in the ultimate irony of ironies, Craig decided if his colleagues were going to treat him like he was gay and the worst thing on earth then he was going to fuck 'em.
So you go you stupid hypocrite, I'll be rooting for ya'.