Just what exactly are these two doing with their lives?

From the Statesman via Holden.

Leaving Mom and Dad back on the ranch, first twins Jenna and Barbara Bush celebrated their 24th birthday Friday on South Congress Avenue.

The Washington Post reports that the twins slipped away from Crawford for some shopping; Jenna held hands with boyfriend Henry Hager, and Barbara walked just behind with gal pals.

They refueled at Doc's Motorworks Bar & Grill, a former garage, and took advantage of the warm weather by relaxing in lawn chairs on the patio, where smoking is allowed.

Do either of these two college graduates have a job? Are they involved in anything at all, other than accessorizing?

By the way, 1,731 of American fatalities in Iraq have been between 18 and 30 of age. That is about 75%.

Happy birthday shiftless, smoking, drinkers.