Some fights are more amusing that others

Watching two grown mean beat each other to a bloody pulp?...not so funny, cover charge.

Watching two women wrestle in tapioca?...fascinating, cover charge.

Watching Andrew Sullivan and John Derbyshire slap fight? ... PRICELESS


Yesterday, as all blog readers likely know, Derbyshire appeared to turn his affections to the virtues of nubile young virgins, illegal in most all states.

Sullivan noticed and pointed out, that seemed rather perverted and curious, considering Derbyshire's advocacy of sodomy laws which are just as illegal in some states.

He even posted a photograph of the Derb's Wedding Nuptials...

Um, Derb, I'm fine with informal weddings and all, but would it kill you to tuck your shirt in? Nice posture by the way.

His wife is from China, and that is where they were married -- she was 23 in 1986.


In short, Derb is saying that he isn't a perv, because his wife was "legal" in 1986.

Okay, Derb, you didn't pull a Jerry Lee Lewis.

But you did marry a bride you ordered from the back of "Soldier of Fortune".

Yes, much better.