This August 29th, John McCain will celebrate his eleventy-first birthday. Eleventy-one years is far too little a time to fully fuck over America.
So please feel free to go here and send him your "special" birthday greetings that Cindy can yell at him through his ear-horn. Like this:
And remember he doesn't remember half of you half as well as he should like, and he remembers less than half of you half as well as you deserve.