Thursday, October 22, 2009

Dear Dr. Atta J. Turk -- The Spam Files

To:attaturk2004@yahoo.com
Date: October 22, 2009, 4:33 a.m.

Subject: Hot MILF's in Heat

Go here...(website link)


First of all, I would assume something that is "hot" will also contain "heat".

Second of all, "MILF" what a delightful phrase (rolling eyes) to enter the popular lexicon in the last decade. Thank you shitty movies.

Third, it's nice that pornographic actress has gone from a short-lived profession that was the parlance of drug addicts, sex addicts, and desperate runaways to be a full-fledged career. Who are the Rolling Stones or the Who of the porn industry anyway?

Behold the new economy. Middle-age based sex videos and tattoos, the great new American industries. All ironically arising during the Era of Bush.

Fourth, what is MILF porn anyway? It's a way for older men to jerk off without feeling EVEN more like a pervert. "Hey, at least I'm objectifying someone nearer my age!"

Thanks SPAM. Whether emanating from Nigeria or the University of Tennessee College of Law, there's always a post in there somewhere.

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