Rush Limbaugh, Epidemiologist

Oh, and no, he's no bigot:

I don't doubt that the number of H1N1 cases out there is being hyped. And for many of the same reasons that AIDS was—and still is—hyped in Africa. Everything in Africa's called AIDS. The reason is they get aid money for it. AIDS is the biggest pile of-the biggest pot they throw money into.

And just like that, the cross gets lit. There are about a billion things this pompous gas bag knows diddly about. One is epidemiology, another of many, is Africa.

Now, if there's a dissertation necessary on the quality of parking lot bags of Oxy, he's your man.