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So in this "motivation seminar" (which a friend of mine was hired to work on and has many stories of its incredible offensiveness behind the scenes) George Bush appeared to exercise one of his many many many strong points -- public speaking:

"I don't see how you can be president without relying on the Almighty," he said, referring perhaps to Dick Cheney. "I can tell you that one of the most amazing surprises of the presidency was the fact that people's prayers affected me. I can't prove it to you. But I can tell you some days were great, some days not so great. But every day was joyous."

What the fuck does that even mean?

Were you "joyful" on 9/11? (apparently, yes)
Were you "joyful" to start an unnecessary war? (of course)