Good moments in being a guy

I didn't come up with the way the world works, but I do benefit from it. There are some great things about being a guy.

First, you can be both a moron and an asshole and get by in the world, occasionally thrive. Women usually don't get this option (not saying it's fair or I don't agree with it but there you are).

Second, you can spell when you pee. If you're a woman and you can do this, you are probably Ann Coulter (and maybe Lady Gaga).

Third, you can go the weekend without shaving and make Monday a little bit better with a nice smooth shave...uh, on your face.