Bonfire of the Inanities

I will let you all discover the "awesome" inaneness of this gathering of the twitterati for your own jaw-dropping bemusement.

Future leader of the Republican Party. I remember when you used to have to have had your photo taken with someone who had at least bombed another country or repressed colonial subjects of a different hue in order to make your way up the GOP ladder, but we live in a new age.

Thanks to Watertiger for alerting me so I could take the proper precautions in advance.