And Tobias Funke as "Mrs. Featherbottom"

There are some football motivational efforts I do not need to know about. Mike Singletary dropping his pants, and this...

So coach Brad Childress dressed up like a female flight attendant, high heels, wig, blue hose, wig...and still a beard on the flight.

I'm told Childress had given a little lecture earlier to the team, reminding them to show the utmost respect to all flight attendants.

If you've seen a picture of Brad Childress you will know that his picture looks like the "America's Most Wanted" digitally recreated picture of some family destroying husband who has been a fugitive for 20 years.