The sad sad state of the Ultra-Rich

To paraphrase Jeopardy Record Holder Wolf Blitzer:

"Those poor people, so incredibly rich and so white."

America's most oppressed minority.

Oh, how they whine in their wine cellars:

Dr. Daniel E. Fass, another chairman of the [Obama fundraising] event who lives surrounded by financiers in Greenwich, Conn., said: "The investment community feels very put-upon. They feel there is no reason why they shouldn't earn $1 million to $200 million a year, and they don't want to be held responsible for the global financial meltdown."