And your child will respond, "Way to really try there, jackass please tell me there's an adoption somewhere between you and me"

From the Annals of Incomprehensible lameness, these are the folks that responded to 9/11 by "shopping" and bombing a non-involved nation:

Fred Thompson does a TV Ad for the non-GOP right-winger in NY' 23rd:

"America is in trouble. When your grandchildren ask you why you didn't do something [to save America], be able to tell them you voted for Doug Hoffman."