I pretty much missed the Oscars

So I could get up early and entertain America!

Nevertheless, I'm going to guess the consensus is that this was the worst Oscar Telecast EVAH! for the 55th consecutive year or so.

Note: according to Ebert they left Farrah Fawcett out of the memorial clip, (Bea Arthur too) which seems a fairly big whoops. I'm sure they're both pissed.

Oh, wait...