Just a thought

If 30,000 readers makes your a candidate for Senator of California...

Shouldn't Kos literally be the Great Orange Satan?

Shouldn't I, via my not quite 2,000 daily readers, be Earl of Des Moines ... or at least the Duke of Earl of Des Moines?

First thing I do, take out Beaverdale! Replace it with 'Inflatable Beaverdale'!!