Rising Hegemon
Bon Voyage Rush:
Responding to a caller who asked him where he would go for health care if Congress enacts reform, Limbaugh replied,
I don't know. I'll just tell you this, if this passes and it's five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented -- I am leaving the country. I'll go to Costa Rica.
Well, Costa Rica is certainly closer to his supply.
And yes, naturally, Costa Rica has a well-run government funded National Health Care system.
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Oh please Rush, don't rush off in such a huff. Think of all your little dittoheads, or dildoheads who really rely on you. Why they'd die in the vacuum of vapidty you'd leave.
Prostitution seems to be legal in Costa Rica, according to the Wikipedia, and of course that would be a must-have criterion for an expat destination for Limbaugh.
Hmm, that certainly sounds in character. Having ruined this country, Rush would flee to another country wholly undeserving of his malice, and proceed to ruin it.
You mean if this Uniquely American Solution to health care passes he's gonna go to a single payer country?
I didn't realize Rush was a Kucinich democrat.
Don't let the screen door hit your fat ass on the way out!
Whereas new strongman on the block G. Beck comes right out and campaigns against social justice, Rush has always tried to keep it on the down low. But, there's method to Uncle Rusty's madness.
As Montag points out, there's probably some country out there somewhere with a developing sense of enlightened social justice that he could get paid the big bucks to derail. Like the navy shelling that was done to soften up the enemy positions during D-Day before the assault troops touched down, Uncle Rusty could lay the groundwork for the more blatant wingnut warriors like Coulter and Beck to come in and finish up the job.
That there would be young cabana boys to serve him afternoon cocktails would just be icing on the cake.
We can only hope and pry that he follows through, but I do not believe it for a minute. Besides, he would hate living in a socialist paradise, even if it does have an ample supply of underage girl prostitutes.
jabba can't imagine a central american county better than us.
has he considered panama?
"Well, Costa Rica is certainly closer to his supply."
Supply of blow or boys? Or both?
Arrrr, it be a sad day indeed! Costa Rica batten down your boys for a white whale be headed towards ye...
It's only 2214 miles as the vulture flies between Chicago and San Juan. Much better is the 8227 miles that will separate me and Rush as he enjoys libertarian paradise in suburban Mogadishu, Somalia.
And besides, what did Costa Rica do to deserve him?
and in keeping with the sentiments on this thread.... may I suggest the moon for Rush's next destination: no taxes, very small government, and not a trace of intrusive government controlled health care.
...so the Dominican Republic isn't good enough for him anymore?
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