Friday, March 30, 2012

NO LICORICE ONES! THEY ARE FORBIDDEN!

Ladies and Gentlemen, something so lame it makes Mitt Romney look like he has a soul:

Rick Santorum's campaign is raising eyebrows after announcing he plans to make a major foreign policy speech at the Jelly Belly factory in Fairfield, CA, on Thursday.
And he did. He's a serious candidate.

Next, he's going to kill a bunny bare-handed (as opposed to how his wife leaves it up to others) just to show Jimmy Carter how it is done.

5 comments:

jimmiraybob said...

When the Teahadist doesn't know the facts they'll just pull something out of the ass and keep repeating it till it's common knowledge among the leading village goobers.

Teahadist: "Global Warming? Evolution? Science? Why here, have some colorful magical jelly beans."

Leading village goober: "Why thank you. This will save me some work."

jimmiraybob said...

Hey, speaking of the Santorum and his using his words in public thing, did you catch the Obama is a "anti-war, government nig..." speech?

Classic Gabby Johnson family entertainment.

pansypoo said...

herman caine was the spotlight on the depths the rite will go.

Substance McGravitas said...

The Jelly Belly factory tour was pretty fun, notably enlivened by portraits of Republican presidents in jellybeans. Also John Wayne in jellybeans.

Joe Blow said...

wow..anti-war, anti-government niga?

he said that? how could you even accuse Obama of being anti-war or anti-government? that's crazy.

now accusing him of bing a nig---

that makes sense..