Friday, March 15, 2013

Nobody could (not) have anticipated

Well whaddya' know?

Donald Trump gave his highly anticipated speech at CPAC Friday morning, and all anyone is talking about now is how confusing and terrible it was.

Trump said he was upset that President Barack Obama did not return his calls about a free ballroom he offered to build. He said that he offered between $50 million and $100 million to the White House to build it but he never heard back.

He also made a strange statement about how he wants the U.S. to go back to Iraq to take some oil.
"That's the problem with our country," Trump said.

He also said he was only for the Iraq War because he was under the impression that it was fought for oil. Now, he wants to go back to get oil.

"I say we should take it and pay ourselves back," Trump said.

Oh, and the room was nearly empty.



4 comments:

merlallen said...

If he thought that the White House would accept his money he wouldn't offer it. Hell, I'll offer to donate eleventy gazillion dollars to build a ballroom or whatever.

Anonymous said...

Donald Trump should be about empty any day now.

StonyPillow said...

The Cheney administration believed the war would practically pay for itself. Because of the oil. Feith and Wolfowitz said it in front of Congressional committees. Then the Lapdog reminded the Chimperor that just taking the natural resources of a country you invade is a war crime.

Guess nobody told the Donald.

pansypoo said...

i heard it was clint eastwood on steroids.