Wednesday, March 20, 2013

The Lord works in entirely predictable ways

I have my doubts about his ability to succeed there too:

If NFL won't give Tebow a chance, Orlando Predators will

Maybe he could be AFL's next Kurt Warner


Yes, Arena Football calls for you Timmy.

5 comments:

StonyPillow said...

Hounded from the NFL for his abiding faith. It's Tebow Time to start that preachin career.

Jesus loves me, this I know
'Cause the turnstiles tell me so.

DanF said...

A little Pslams for the balm:

Be not far from me, for trouble is near; For there is none to help. Many bulls have surrounded me; Strong bulls of Bashan have encircled me. They open wide their mouth at me, As a ravening and a roaring lion. I am poured out like water, And all my bones are out of joint; My heart is like wax; It is melted within me. My strength is dried up like a potsherd, And my tongue cleaves to my jaws; And Thou dost lay me in the dust of death. For dogs have surrounded me; A band of evildoers has encompassed me; They pierced my hands and my feet. I can count all my bones. They look, they stare at me; They divide my garments among them, And for my clothing they cast lots.

My God! My God! WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME!

Montag said...

The NFL hasn't given him a chance? He's on his second team in what, two, three years?

He's got a long career ahead of him autographing Bibles.

pansypoo said...

but will his pose die as well.

Anonymous said...

jesus,
what a case of drama queens the bible thumpers are.

the american christian soldiers of talibanic zeal will keep this creampuff deified til they raise him on the goal posts in hebin!