The Wall Street Journal's just messin' with us. Hey, I gotta pick one up and get some perspicacious financial guidance for my retirement account. They hawkin' the scratch off lottery tickets with the golf balls on 'em today?
Wow. I used to be a proponent of Obamacare, but now that Chrissy from Three's Company has come out against it with such a serious, thoughtful argument that has never been made in such detail or with such care, I'm now in favor of an across the board tax cut for the 1%!
And in the Wall Street Journal no less! She must be a medical expert because the Wall Street Journal says so. And they wouldn't put their reputation on the line that way if it wasn't true, right?
Come and knock on our door We've been waiting for you We’ll accept cash and checks and credit We’re a company, too! Come collapse on our floor With your wallet in view We're a hospital space and a global disgrace We’re a company, too! You'll see that life is all billable and The collector is callin' for you Down at our emergency room, We’re a company, too!
I stopped dismissing Susanne Somers as a bimbo years ago. This is the woman who once swindled Thom Hartmann into giving her an interview about her "cancer cure."
On the other hand, just because Somers isn't a bimbo doesn't mean she still isn't a mendacious moron.
Rising Hegemon
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Ladies and Gentlemen, who James Taranto believes qualifies as an "expert".
Ladies and Gentlemen, who James Taranto believes qualifies as an "expert".
Ladies and Gentlemen, who James Taranto believes qualifies as an "expert".
The Wall Street Journal's just messin' with us. Hey, I gotta pick one up and get some perspicacious financial guidance for my retirement account. They hawkin' the scratch off lottery tickets with the golf balls on 'em today?
Wow. I used to be a proponent of Obamacare, but now that Chrissy from Three's Company has come out against it with such a serious, thoughtful argument that has never been made in such detail or with such care, I'm now in favor of an across the board tax cut for the 1%!
And in the Wall Street Journal no less! She must be a medical expert because the Wall Street Journal says so. And they wouldn't put their reputation on the line that way if it wasn't true, right?
Come and knock on our door
We've been waiting for you
We’ll accept cash and checks and credit
We’re a company, too!
Come collapse on our floor
With your wallet in view
We're a hospital space and a global disgrace
We’re a company, too!
You'll see that life is all billable and
The collector is callin' for you
Down at our emergency room,
We’re a company, too!
did they do brain surgery as well as plastic?
I stopped dismissing Susanne Somers as a bimbo years ago. This is the woman who once swindled Thom Hartmann into giving her an interview about her "cancer cure."
On the other hand, just because Somers isn't a bimbo doesn't mean she still isn't a mendacious moron.
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