Wednesday, October 09, 2013

Get the viscous fluids, pullies, levers, and gin ready

Because it's time to try to make "Jism Bob":
After suffering a devastating miscarriage in December 2011, Michelle Duggar is trying to get pregnant again with her 20th child. The 19 Kids and Counting reality TV mom says she and husband Jim Bob Duggar are hoping to be "blessed" with another pregnancy.
For a pair who thinks they hear God telling them what to do, you'd think they might have thought the Almighty was giving one a hint...

5 comments:

pansypoo said...

man, she hates her period.

kingweasil said...

i saw a rerun of "you bet your life" and there was a woman playing who said she loved kids and had 10 of them.to which groucho replied "well i like cigars but i take them out of my mouth once in a while"...just felt like sharing that...

I fought the lawn. And the lawn won. said...

"It's a vagina, not a clown car!"

Montag said...

When you're adlibbing for God, there's nothing he won't say to you.

Lightning could hit ol' Jim Bob in the testicles and he'd say that God was just giving him a tune-up.

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