Wednesday, October 23, 2013

That worked out well

In Virginia prior to the shutdown things were not going well for ultra-conservative oral sex hater Ken Cuccenelli, but when your ideological kinsfolk put a half-million Virginia Federal Employees out of work that coffin in nailed shut.
Democrat Terry McAuliffe has jumped to a 17-point lead over Republican Ken Cuccinelli in the Virginia gubernatorial race following the federal government shutdown that hit Northern Virginia hard and Hillary Clinton’s weekend visit to the state.
For anybody to be nearly 20 points behind Terry McAuliffe is a tremendous feat, but Ken Cuccenelli is the kind of politician that plans on losing for as much as possible, no matter how uninspiring the alternative. Behold the secret plan.
Rick Santorum is signing up volunteers for a “strikeforce” to help Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli in his bid to become governor of Virginia.
[cross-posted at Firedoglake]


StonyPillow said...

A rousing chorus of Amazing Grace for Ken Cuccinelli.

No, better, Nearer My God To Thee. With bagpipes.

In your guts. You know they’re nuts.

DanF said...

I was going to post some snark comparing Rick Santorum to someone even more crazy and less relevant, but I couldn't think of anyone.

Anonymous said...

Bring in someone even more cra-zee than your candidate? Srsly?

Who's "the Cooch's" campaign manager; the same guy that ran Todd Akins campaign?

Anonymous said...

Even Baldrick could come up with a more cunning plan than "bring in Frothy." And it would generate more laughs, as well.


kingweasil said...

Cuccinelli has been trailing his Democratic opponent, Terry McAuliffe, by about 8 points in recent that Santorum's joined we can probably add on another 20 points to those polls.

pansypoo said...

i sure hope the democrat does not SUCK in office.

Montag said...

Oh, you can count on McAuliffe sucking--it's what he does best. This is definitely a contest to pick the person who will suck less, and Virginia voters are obviously coming to that conclusion, too. McAuliffe may suck like a Hoover on steroids, but, The Cooch will suck like the vacuum of space.