Apparently, none of these sins can be imputed to George W. Bush, Scarborough's boy in 2000 and 2004.
Pure unadulterated spandex, with nothing between it and his tiny, tiny, tiny jewels.
Of course, John Edwards can actually stay upright on his bike...
And I am just going to take a guess that Edwards might actually not be left alone on a bike ride while a terror alert drill occurs at the White House.
Now I know that actually LYING about John Edwards wearing only spandex is funny to Joe -- almost as funny as the occasional dead intern in your Congressional office -- but watching the lie is amusing.