Monday, July 30, 2007

While Hillary Clinton's cleavage is the talk of the media...

Mitt Romney is allowed to blatantly brag about his stools!

Tools with Stools, there's a solid platform on which to run.

I'm having a scatalogical puns overdose.

UPDATE: One more thing about Cleavage (as opposed to two more things).

All this attention paid to Hillary Clinton's rack is distracting voters from Jeri Thompson's pendulous right-leaning fun bags. It also detracts from the fact that Bush's close friend Karen Hughes also has a lovely rack, it is just that they are hard to see when covered by her lush & downy pelt.

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