Mitt Romney is allowed to blatantly brag about his stools!
Tools with Stools, there's a solid platform on which to run.
I'm having a scatalogical puns overdose.
UPDATE: One more thing about Cleavage (as opposed to two more things).
All this attention paid to Hillary Clinton's rack is distracting voters from Jeri Thompson's pendulous right-leaning fun bags. It also detracts from the fact that Bush's close friend Karen Hughes also has a lovely rack, it is just that they are hard to see when covered by her lush & downy pelt.