Thursday, October 11, 2007

Walk on the God Side (by your G.O.P. & the Fundies)

(To "Walk on the Wild Side")


Gary Aldridge alum of Liberty
Preached against the sodomites in Alabamy

Worked for Bush and worked for Dick
wore two-ply wet suits and died upon rubber prick
He said, hey babe, take a walk on the God side
said, hey honey, take a walk on the God side


Larry flew in from out of State
in the bathroom he was everybody's darling

But in his pants he didn't crap
even when guilty of a kinky tap
He says, hey babe, take a walk on the God side
said, hey babe, take a walk on the God side
and the righty judges go

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, etc.


Little Joe never once gave it away
everybody had to pay and pay

A bombing here and a bombing there
Iraq, Iran aw hell just any ol' where
they said, hey babe, take a walk on the God side
I Said hey Joe, take a walk on the God side


Klutzo the Clown came while pleasing kids
called out to Jesus and damning yids

Went to birthdays like a made up saint
Until the time he'd show his taint
He said, little boy, take a walk on the God side
I said, hey little dude, take a walk on the God side
all right, huh


Foley is just I.M-ing away
MAF53 always ready to play

And when he quit it was to please

Like Jimmy-Jeff on a five-day leave
He said, hey babe, take a walk on the God side
He said, hey Cheney, take a walk on the God side
and the right-wing bloggers say

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, etc.