Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhh!

Six fifteen in the morning, I turn on the news and all three cretinous news networks are talking about the runaway bride. Goddammit!

FoxNews, always the "soulessness" of discretion has as its story caption, "FLEE-ANCE"

How fucking atrocious.