Saturday, May 07, 2005

And in Sports News

Dr. Atta J. Turk will not be answering email today as he is in Kentucky having too many mint juleps* and making bad passes at trophy wives.

He did want me to pass on his favorite way of enjoying a mint julep:

1. Buy Mint Julep
2. Drink
3. Repeat


Meanwhile, remember that to you it may be

the Kentucky Derby

But to the First Couple it's:

Bukkake!

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