Bush hears about "VE Day" worries it involves Penicillin Shots...

And here he is, away from home and with a low pain threshold.


The Chimp acts all suave and innocent, when Pooty discovers he sat on a whoopi cushion.


"He thinks he's so suave...I tell you what's romantic frenchy...a hearty handshake and a grunt of recognition that's what!"


"Which asian fella are you? And how come your carnation has a longer stem than mine?"

Meanwhile, amazing how Dutch kids are better reporters than American Reporters:

At home, President Bush regularly travels the nation for "conversations" with hand-picked audiences who routinely shower him and his policies with praise. But abroad on Sunday, some youths in Holland had a rare, unscripted opportunity to ask questions that some Americans might want to pose if given the chance.

Based on the questions asked in the first half-hour, before reporters were ushered from the room, this group of students might not have passed muster at a typical White House event....

...The next question — the last heard by reporters or included in the White House transcript — concerned the cost of the Iraq war.

The unidentified questioner noted that the U.S. had been involved in "a lot of wars," and wondered about the impact on Americans at home.

She said she had recently received a brochure seeking donations for poor people in the United States and asked Bush: "What's the balance between the responsibility to the world and the responsibility to your own people?"

Said Bush: "I think we have a responsibility to both." Reverting to what resembled a campaign stump speech, he then listed the value of small businesses in creating jobs and spoke of the United States' role in fighting HIV/AIDS in Africa and safeguarding freedom around the world.

Media were then asked to leave, though the meeting, held in a window-lined room at a glorious chateau near Maastricht, went on for another half-hour.

Oh my, Dear Leader cannot be seen stumbling and bumbling...more than usual.